Wednesday, January 7, 2009

CALLED OUT!

Of all people... it was my loving husband that called me out! And damn quick I might add. Claiming that SHMANCY was not my word at all and that Fancy Schmancy had been in circulation for years.
To this I rubut... TOO TRUE! However, schmancy (as in fancy schmancy) is used as either an insult to high class or as a high brow word for a common item. SHMANCY, on the other hand, is positive and uplifiting... all about the good and shine!

The dictionary is full of similar words with different meanings:
Here / Hear
Heard / Herd
Hair / Hare
(why so many 'H's?)
There / Their
Etc...
So, now we add schmancy & SHMANCY!

This is my argument and I am standing by it!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Expressions


I’ve noticed that I’ve been using the expression “holy cow” quite often… especially when instant messaging. After typing it, yet again, today it struck me… what “in the hell” does that mean exactly? What am I talking about… and where in the world did it come from? So I did a search. And the bottom line was that no one really knows for certain where in the “blue blazes” such an odd expression came from. Oh sure, there’s plenty of speculation… but no definitive answer. Amazing. Suffice to say that we’re all just a bunch of “tards” communicating daily with idiotic gibberish. “JEEPERS!

So, I would like to offer up a new expression to our highly evolved society… “SHMANCY!” Feel free to use it! Spread it amongst your community! It is a combination of Shiny & Fancy with the added feature of the letter ‘M’. Why ‘M’? Why not!?! I’ve been saying it for months but the published origin is right here right now! And to think you were here to be part of this exciting moment in time! Say it with pride! “That new car is SHMANCY!” “The party was SHMANCY!” “Dinner was SHMANCY, thank you!”

And with that contribution… “I’m off like a herd of turtles!”

Monday, January 5, 2009

CHANGE

New Year ~ New Color ~ Same Me!




I love change...

And conveniently there's always room for it!


Friday, January 2, 2009

Flashback Friday!

New Year’s Eve 2007 ~ 80’s Workout!


Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk
Let's get animal, animal
I wanna get animal
Let's get into animal
Let me hear your body talk
Let me hear your body talk
Good Times, Good Times!
Say! This move looks familiar!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

New Year's Resolutions

#1. I resolve to eat, drink, and be merry as I have been given this one life and I will live it to its fullest without judgments or limitations

#2. It is my resolution to purchase fabulous shoes and wear them with great pride

#3. I resolve to keep up the good fight against The Sinister Organization of Educators at the Christian School

#4. I resolve to be in a better physical condition in an effort to do battle with the SOE cause lets face it… this body ain’t getting any younger

#5. I make a resolution to start cooking delicious and nutritious meals for my family just as soon as I resolve to go to culinary school

#6. I resolve to ship the children off to their grandparents as much as possible so that I am able to fulfill resolution #1

#7. And I resolve to taunt, torment and embarrass said children at every opportunity given under my watch… (I just don’t feel I did enough of that in 2008)

#8. I make a resolution to NOT add #11 to the Weden Family Pet Menagerie (this one is key and will be extremely difficult)

#9. And finally, it is my resolution to continue to keep people guessing, push the envelope and play the devils advocate only because someone has to frolic on the other side of the fence, and I quite enjoy it over here


Wordless Wednesday