The New Three Stooges

What is happening in Hollywood!?! These people are suppose to know their shit... but once again the entertainment world has "missed the mark." Jim Carrey as Curley in The Three Stooges!?! Don't get me wrong... I like Jim, but if you're going to attempt a visual match-up Michael Chiklis is the way to go! Helloooooooo.....

OH HELL YES!

Can I just have one put in my kitchen?

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Get to the Point

Once again we find an example of the misguided pious attempting to get their "point" across.

SHEBOYGAN FALLS, Wis. - A pastor and parishioner have been cited by police for shooting an arrow during a church service. The pastor asked to have the arrow shot across the front of the church during a recent service at Pentecostals of Sheboygan County as a 'teaching tool.' As the parishioner prepared to shoot the arrow with his bow, one man stood up and objected, telling the pastor it was unsafe and illegal. Parishioners said the pastor told the man to be quiet and sit down. When the man objected a second time, the pastor asked him to leave. He did... and called the police. The parishioner was cited for using a missile indoors and the pastor was cited for aiding and abetting. Both were fined $109.

UPDATE: It has been released in a later report that the do-gooder who opposed the arrow demonstration has dropped all charges. The circumstances behind the retraction are unclear.

UPDATE...

NJ scraps plans to ban genital waxing

Trenton, N.J. - New Jersey is smoothing out differences over a plan to ban bare-it-all bikini waxing. The state is reversing course on the proposal. Consumer Affairs Director David Szuchman effectively killed the plan. In a letter to the board, Szuchman says he won't support the ban.

Apparently, after reading my blog (which was followed by Deep Throat nightmares) the highly inciteful Director emphaticaly took a stand against mushrooming muffs! Here's a photo I found of the very shrewd Szuchman... (He's the one on the left).

NJ Considers Ban On Bare-It-All 'Brazilian' Bikini Wax

Trenton, NJ - New Jersey is drawing the line when it comes to bikini waxing. The state Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling is moving toward a ban on genital waxing after two women being injured in their quest for a smooth bikini line.

Easy there Jersey! Nobody wants to see a revival of the 70's boundless bush!

As a state are you prepared to go from this...

To THIS!

I'm just saying....

Wordless Wednesday

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!