Friday, April 30, 2010

SiS ~ Day 3

FAIL! Didn’t workout yesterday & didn’t post… Double Fail. How pathetic when you can’t even make it through day three. Why is it whenever you make a firm and conscience effort to stick to a workout, influenza decides to knock you on your ass!!??!! “Sit down you fat bitch! Get your buddies Ben & Jerry, put in a movie you’ve seen a bazillion times, and plop that dimpled butt on the couch!” People say you get sick when you start working out because your body is releasing toxins. Whatev. I think it’s a sign… an omen… I’ll have to consult my spiritual advisor & tarot card reader, but I’m pretty sure they’ll both come to the same conclusion… The all powerful Chunky Monkey is calling and you must follow. Alright… well that’s about enough. I’m going to go and invest in a fairly sizable bottle of Day Quil and push through this day.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

SiS ~ Day 2

It's all fun & games until the bitch throws in lunges.
Day 2... Complete

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

SiS ~ Day 1

1 day down… 41 to go! The Start it Up workout was just about 25minutes long and I’m quite literally dripping with sweat! Of course, it’s a least a million degrees in the house… and the six year old was passing gas which didn’t make breathing optimal… but at least I can say I did it! Now it’s off to the shower and then over to the local medical supply for an oxygen tank!

Monday, April 26, 2010

Slim in Six

Well that’s what the program is called anyway. (Though the title doesn’t clearly define “six”). Six hours? So if I do this workout for six hours X times per week I should be fairly slim in a decent amount of time, right? I could certainly maintain six minutes per day. Or if I do this workout six times per week I’ll be slim in (blank)… Again, no clear definition happening there. I’ve been told the “six” represents weeks. Slim in Six weeks… but I don’t know how many times per week or the duration of each exercise. Guess I’ll just have to suck it up and pop in the DVD to find out.

It was my intention to start the Slim in Six program yesterday… Best Intensions, right? But the beauty of the day and the warmth of the sun beckoned me and I opted to bask in all its majesty with a shiny layer of dark tanning oil. Oh yes, it was that good. So the Slim in Six will just have to wait until Tuesday. Why not today? Because my ass was just handed to me by my 5’ nothing trainer! Just lifting my arms to type is a massive chore at present.

Slim, as defined by, states: 1. slender, as in girth or form
Of course it also reads: 2. poor or inferior: As in ~ There is a slim chance she’ll actually stick with and finish this program.

Objective: Execute Slim in Six program; Successfully complete six full weeks; Blog daily.

Let’s do this.