Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Storybook Land

It really is like being in a "whole new world"....
only you've been there a hundred times!

Friday, March 27, 2009

The New Three Stooges

What is happening in Hollywood!?! These people are suppose to know their shit... but once again the entertainment world has "missed the mark." Jim Carrey as Curley in The Three Stooges!?! Don't get me wrong... I like Jim, but if you're going to attempt a visual match-up Michael Chiklis is the way to go! Helloooooooo.....

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Get to the Point

Once again we find an example of the misguided pious attempting to get their "point" across.

SHEBOYGAN FALLS, Wis. - A pastor and parishioner have been cited by police for shooting an arrow during a church service. The pastor asked to have the arrow shot across the front of the church during a recent service at Pentecostals of Sheboygan County as a 'teaching tool.' As the parishioner prepared to shoot the arrow with his bow, one man stood up and objected, telling the pastor it was unsafe and illegal. Parishioners said the pastor told the man to be quiet and sit down. When the man objected a second time, the pastor asked him to leave. He did... and called the police. The parishioner was cited for using a missile indoors and the pastor was cited for aiding and abetting. Both were fined $109.

UPDATE: It has been released in a later report that the do-gooder who opposed the arrow demonstration has dropped all charges. The circumstances behind the retraction are unclear.

Friday, March 20, 2009


NJ scraps plans to ban genital waxing

Trenton, N.J. - New Jersey is smoothing out differences over a plan to ban bare-it-all bikini waxing. The state is reversing course on the proposal. Consumer Affairs Director David Szuchman effectively killed the plan. In a letter to the board, Szuchman says he won't support the ban.

Apparently, after reading my blog (which was followed by Deep Throat nightmares) the highly inciteful Director emphaticaly took a stand against mushrooming muffs! Here's a photo I found of the very shrewd Szuchman... (He's the one on the left).

Thursday, March 19, 2009

NJ Considers Ban On Bare-It-All 'Brazilian' Bikini Wax

Trenton, NJ - New Jersey is drawing the line when it comes to bikini waxing. The state Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling is moving toward a ban on genital waxing after two women being injured in their quest for a smooth bikini line.

Easy there Jersey! Nobody wants to see a revival of the 70's boundless bush!

As a state are you prepared to go from this...


I'm just saying....

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009

Wisteria Festival!

Sunday we took the kids to the Wisteria Festival! They had been cooped up in the house all of Saturday and into early Sunday afternoon! It was time to release some pent-up energy! So, we joined forces with Mick & Mel, Naomi & Nate and decended upon the festival. Nate & Nomi went in for some tattoos...

Suck it up Nate!

Boys are such babies... It tickles!

The Daring Dragon Duo!

All the kids chose a Balloon Buddy....

And had lots of fun in the park!

I couldn't help but wonder what this little snipper was aiming at:

As if the pants weren't enough of a target! Let's give young Davy Crocket up there a bullseye! Honestly! Where would you even find pants like this!?! And then what was the thought process on wearing them in public!?!


People are so absurd! What a fun day we had! :)

Friday, March 13, 2009

Ark. Woman Charged With Drugging Boss's Coffee

AP - BRYANT, Ark. - Police said a woman has been arrested for allegedly slipping some tranquilizers into her boss's coffee because she felt "he needed to chill out." Police said the 24-year-old woman admitted to detectives that she slipped the drugs into veterinarian John Duckett's drink. Officers said Duckett knew something was wrong shortly after drinking some of the coffee Tuesday morning.

"I was a bit groggy and suspected something was amiss when the pet owner slapped me for putting the thermometer up her tail instead of her dogs. It was a pretty good sign that something was wrong."

I think this woman has watched 9 to 5 one to many times! She should just encourage her boss to move to California after marijuana is legalized!

And In Today's News...

Can Marijuana Help Rescue California's Economy?
Could marijuana be the answer to the economic misery facing California?

Well hell yes it could! Let's examine just a few of the benefits:

1.) Drought would be a thing of the past! Water usage would go down due to less frequent showering.
2.) Fast food, cereal, and Popcornopolis sales would skyrocket! Thereby stimulating the economy!
(note to self: buy stock in Popcornopolis if marijuana is legalized)
3.) Unemployment? Who cares! Who would want to work anyway?

I can just see the campaign for this one already!

Vote YES on Potposition 420


This morning Danielle says to me, from atop her loft bed...
"Feel my head, my stomach hurts."


Yeah, sure... I have something in my eye, would you check my foot?

Thursday, March 12, 2009

"The Curse of Colonel Sanders"

Okay seriously, I just found way too much amusement in this story not to share it. I'm sure poor Senator Bass will not be as amused, and will be unmercifully taunted! How delicious!

TOKYO - He was covered in mud when pulled from the river, and had lost both legs and hands, not to mention his glasses. But Colonel Sanders still had his trademark smile, 24 years later.

A statue of the KFC mascot has been found in Osaka, a city official said Wednesday, nearly a quarter century after being tossed in by crazed baseball fans who felt the image of restaurant founder Harland Sanders resembled a key team member.

"He was apparently found standing upright, which is fitting, because although he was a nice man he could also be very strict and demanding," said Sumeo Yokakawa, a spokeswoman at the chain's Tokyo headquarters.

She said the statue was taken from a nearby KFC restaurant and tossed in the river as part of a celebration by baseball fans in 1985, the year Osaka's baseball team, the Hanshin Tigers, won the national championship.

Local fans thought the Colonel bore a resemblance to Randy Bass, a bearded power hitter and first baseman from the U.S. who played for the team at the time.

Fans often jump into the murky river to celebrate the team's successes, but there has been little to celebrate in recent years. Many fans feel the team has been plagued by the "curse of Colonel Sanders" since his effigy was submerged in 1985.

The colonel will be kept in police custody for the time being, but Yokakawa said KFC is considering donating him to the home stadium of the Tigers in Osaka.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Crazy Hair Day

Today the kids join the SOE in a Crazy Hair Day!

Danielle decided she would go to school as:
The Garden of Weden

Whereas Michael woke up with the best bed-head imaginable...

So we just added to it!

I think I'm going to schedule a Crazy Hair Day at the office!

I was thinking something along the lines of...