Christmas Sneer

Holy Sugar Rush Batman! They’re at it again!

The Sinister Organization of Educators at the Christian school is becoming extremely adept in the art of illusion. I fear that at this rate I may be blindsided and fall from all power and control over my own children. Cleverly disguised as a cheerful Yule tide activity, the evil doers had the Kindergarten class create this monstrosity!

To the untrained eye this may appear to be a delightful gingerbread house decorated affectionately with frosting, candy canes, and Christmas cheer. If left alone, the quaint little house is a confectionery treasure of holiday mirth… But once consumed, the villainous scheme goes into action… And the unsuspecting parents are left to deal with the aftermath that can only be described as an explosion of uncontrollable hyperactivity! Followed by self-inflicted hair pulling and exasperated frustration on the part of the parents.

Unfortunately, this foul agenda has come back to bite them in the ass as these dark forces have met their match in the devilish department! I’m going to allow the five year old to devour the entire gingerbread abode for breakfast and then deliver the little lamb to the front doorstep of the school!

TAKE THAT!